Total Medals Earned: 780 (From 114 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,920 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in multitasking
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/340 points)
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 7/12 (120/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Fully Upgrade Strength
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect every single achievement!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)
Score 5,000 points in one game.
Score 10,000 points in one game.
Score 20,000 points in one game.
Score 30,000 points in one game.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Bad Girl
Remember For Future
Saboteur
Vet
Escape
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Start already!
Beat the game
Win the game a certain amount of score.
